Is Vegas Bob Actually Rick Astley?

"Never Gonna Give You Up
Never Gonna Let You Down
Never Gonna Run Around And
Desert You...

Never Gonna Make You Cry
Never Gonna Say Goodbye
Never Gonna Tell A Lie
And Hurt You.."

Remember that iconic 80's singer, Rick Astley? Heard from him lately? Me neither.
After contacting the FBI, CIA, NSA, NBC, NAACP and the WNBA, it has come to my attention that we may actually have an imposter in our midst! By doing expensive photo-analysis studies (don't worry, I used all the 2007 Team budget for it so it didn't come out of my pocket), I have determined that our very own World Famous Vegas Bob IS ACTUALLY RICK ASTLEY! By digitally removing the Alice In Chains goatee, and adding a large boufant hairdo, one can clearly see the eerie similairities. Please do not call the papparazzi, as a Rick Astley photo has LESS worth than a World Famous Vegas Bob photo at this time.
Please be sensitive to Mr. Astley...I mean Vegas Bob...and on't mimic his eighties dance style, and CERTAINLY DO NOT GO ONLINE and memorize the words to his songs and repeat them to him at races! What other secrets do our teammates hold? Only time will tell....

Chris