Jim Roff In Leadville 100 Lottery

Jimbalaya Roff has officially entered the "lottery stage" of the world famous Leadville 100. This race covers 6 million feet* of climbing and 2 billion miles* of Rocky Mountain trail death(*actual numbers may vary). Rhoda, Jim's wife, has Tom Wehe's (the Blue Santa) phone number on speed dial in the unlikely event that Jim should become Puma Bait along the route. Please send any cash to the Rhoda Wehe Wedding Memorial Fund just to be safe! Oh, and Jim's gay.

Chris