Ode To Sore Crotch and The Lil' 500

This little gem comes from my friend Allison here at Luck Bros Coffee, who is always looking out for raunchy bits of cycling fodder for me to post..

She was telling me about the Indiana University racers who prticipate in the annual cult race, the Lil' 500. This race is a 500 mile relay race that is done on a crushed cinder oval track. Crashes are very common, and massive damage to the flesh occurs every lap. It's a spectator's dream, and a riders painfull nightmare. The ladies team rides through so much genital pain that they actually created a cheer song to keep their girls rolling through the zygote-flattening anguish. Like to hear it? Here it goes.....

"Ode To Sore Crotch"

Do your lips hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Or in a testicular-tight bow

Can you throw 'em over your thigh

Like you banged a girthy guy

Do your lips hang low?




Now as much as I would love to take credit for this one, it is a true story. I love this story so much, I may taking a trip to Indiana this year just to help chant the song. Ahhhhh...one can dream, right?