Jeff "Tookie" Williams breaks another chain

Jeff busted another chain, and some serious slacker ass this weekend in the West Virginia State Series Race in "The Sticks." With temps in the low 90's, and Tammy Faye Baker's make up sliding off her face like wax from a surfboard, Jeff set out to race. After three ass kicking miles, another snap and the chain was gone. Ten or fifteen guys roll by saying stupid things like "that sucks" and "ooh, too bad." Then a hottie with a CRANK BROTHERS 17 MULTI TOOL rolled by and offered it up. This being the greatest multi-tool ever made, Jeff was up and running in no time. Passing guys back, Jeff said things like "That SUCKS!" and "ooh, too bad" as he rolled by them. He ended up clawing his way back up to seventh place. His raffle prize after the race? A Crank Brothers 17 Multi Tool...how's that for irony? Way to go Tookie, thanks for throwin' down!

Chris