Heidi and Darter To Marry!

That's right folks! Heidi and Darter are finally gonna get legit, tie the knot and have a bunch of super-fast little bambinos that will beat down all the local L.A. riders while still attached to their mom. Heidi has informed me that she and the D-Man are tired of doing it illegitimately under the watchfull eyes of the J-Man up in Heaven. Time to tie the knot. maybe they can adopt kids from some small African nation like Brangelina! Congrtas you two, hope we can make it the wedding!