Karl Officially Gets Old!

Backboner Karl will be officially joining the aged soon. His AARP card already in the mail, Karl will be turning the big 4-0 this weekend. As he sits on the porch in the Huntington Beach area where he and wife Valerie live, he'll be contemplating the early days when he did NOT have to wear an adult diaper or suck food through a straw. They say men get better looking as they get older, but poor Karl...(and Val)..he's all hunched over and wrinkly now. And that's not even talking about his bag, either, which is equally as wrinkly and looks like chewing gum rolled in cat hair.
Happy Birthday to Karl "I Will Beat Your Ass", wish I could be there for any shenannigans! Oh, and how did your OLD ass get Val knocked up again? Damn if that Viagra doesn't work wonders..:)

C-Ya man!

C