Historical Artifact Found In Canada

Last month, in a remote canyon deep in the heart of Canada, a piece of American history was uncovered. Don Huntington of Bellingham, WA stumbled upon it while he was hiking through the area, tripping on a half-buried object. Bending down to take a closer look, he uncovered what appeared to be Whitney Houston's once skyrocketing music career! Robert Goulet, Charo, and the hit female singing sensation Hansen were all flown in to confirm that it was in fact her career. The Canadian government is claiming all rights to this property for the museum currently under construction for another artist nobody cares about, Celine Dion.
No one from the United States has protested Canada's claim on the object. Ms. Houston couldn't be reached, and is believed to be staying in the Shadyview Recovery Center for "exhaustion."







sorry guys, I was bored. Should I have put a bike in there just to make it somehow relevant?