CRANKWORX Colorado Too Lame, Taylor Moves To Sol Vista

Chuck-T at the 2005 Sonoma Championships.











Chuck is very thorough. He is the kind of guy that finishes everything (some ladies would say a little TOO SOON, but whatever) he starts. Then he headed to Crankworx in Colorado. Now he's a worthless drunk who shares a room with Amy Wino-House at the Brentwood rehab facility known as "The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm." after arriving and signing in, he rode the chair lift to the top of the mountain, where he was told the DH course started. After a two hour cross-country ride on his 40lb DH bike, and asking several "officials" where the course was...he ended up at the botom of the mountain in another town, and had to start all over. NOT GOOD when you just paid thousands to get there and 60 bucks to do a 3 minute race. Not a rock, barely a turn, and mostly fireroad, Taylor had found the course some time later. So disappointed was he (and his chair lift-mate, a VERY famous U.S. National Champ 4X and Slalom racer who may or not race for Ibis), he actually rode straight to the registration area and demanded his money back. They gave it to him, and he drove straight to Sol Vista to ride with Jay and Jimbo.



At least I know he'll get drunk and have fun......we don't allow Jimbo to be sober, it's company policy.