Sunday, August 24, 2008

SIGMA SPORT's New ROX ROCKS!







































James, Jenni, and Brian "O-Face" Ohrloff are debuting an amazing new set-up for anyone looking for EVERYTHING in a cycling computer. The new SIGMA ROX 9.0 and 8.0 are already in use in Germany and other select markets in Europe. They will hit shelves in North America right after Interbike at the end of September! Look for a few of the Backboners to be running them at big races this year, so ask them how they work and how they like the features! They are great little jam-packed units that really take their systems to the next level. Remember that computer "WOPPER" in the movie War Games? Yeah, that was an e-z bake oven compared to these two mo'fo's. Features include;



EVERY FRIKKIN THING YOU CAN THINK OF...and lots you can't. Seriously, you are going to have to visit


www.sigmasport.de to see the demo, and learn all there is to this new wunderkind from Germany. Seriously, there a billion features. You can even download stuff to a chart system that allows you track your progress over time. It even has separate info for your descents/ascents. That's right, you can do splits on the splits if you want to! Stop by the booth at the show (if you are going) or just ask a Backboner about the new set up....if they can't explain it to you, then they may be having to make THEIR OWN computers next year!











See the stars and stripes on Bert's collar? That ain't for sucking-ass....that comes from being the best in the country at something, and it was Super-D. The SIGMA HRM helped keep his fitness on track to earn those stripes. Not the stripe in his chamois, that was from a chile verde burrito from the roach-coach at Home Depot in Pacoima.
















World God-Damn Famous Vegas Bob busted an absolutely gut-wrenching and vomit-inducing race for this years' Sea Otter Classic Short-Track, taking his first ever podium as an Expert. He would follow that up a few weeks later with his first VICTORY as an Expert in Santa Barbara, CA. Bob has been running the SIGMA HRM/Computers since 2004, and as a result of the info he keeps track of...and not yet being blinded by syphillis...he has been rocking the country.













How do you not love a girl that weighs 42lbs with boots on, who can still break you like a bad habit on a mountain bike. Vanessa Humic's legs look like apple fritters because she uses her SIGMA kit each and every day. Roger occasionally borrows her old PC 15 HRM when eating funnel cake and watching SPICE CHANNEL. He's blown through seventeen chest straps in the past six months.





















This pic is for James Keller, because he is too cheap to pay for SPICE CHANNEL and asks me for pix of Lydia Brownfield instead.

1 Comments:

At 1:10 PM, Blogger Vegas said...

I can't wait to use my new ONYX. ONYX ONYX ONYX!

It's just fun to say.

 

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