Today's The Day

OH MY LORDY-LORD! In just a few hours, my reign of terror over the female population will be over. O.K., so I never actually DATED anyone before Lydia (according to her), but in the crowded nation I rule inside my head, I was a once great dater of women. That will be no-mas by 3pm! YAY! See everyone today/next week, and bring your good livers with you!