Miss Fontana Pageant This Weekend!

The Miss Fontana Pageant will be held this weekend, Saturday night, right down the road from the NCS Mountain Bike race we all will be attending. Look for rare beauty from the nation's first toxic waste "Super-Fund" cleanup site! Fontana is known the world over for rusted out car bodies on front porches, human-inbreeding, and the California Speedway, where colors that shouldn't go together can be found on families whose genetic makeup hasn't seen outside influence for several generations.
This pageant should remind those present at the Chernobyl nuclear facility's cleanup of the post-melt-down remnants left in the area to this day. Bring an FAA approved airsickness bag if you plan to attend, as this may prove to be a doozy.
Event sponsors are said to be Planned Parenthood, UCLA Medical Center, Lawrence Livermore Laboratories, and The Baron von Frankenstein Facility for The Ridiculously Ugly. Hope to see you all there!