Backboners Depart For Colorado Nationals

Several Backbone riders are heading to Colorado today so they can get their asses handed to them in the high peaks of the Colorado Rockies. Jim and Courty-Forty, Jay, Ara, Randy, James, etc. are all rollin' out to compete in XC, DH and maybe even "Whack-A-Mole." God I love that game. Jay will be driving the 661 van, and no doubt eating as many Slim-Jims and Ho-Ho's (yes...THAT kind of Ho-Ho)as his budget will allow. Hopefully the strip joints on Indian land in Utah will print out receipts that read "Wigwam Truck Stop" so he won't have to answer to the corporate bean counters.
Jim and Court won't have to drive far, which is good. Jim has about a 65% Heiniken blood alcohol content at all times, and Courty-Forty is wanted by the FBI/ATF/NBA/CIA/NAACP and maybe even CBS. Randy drove alone, leaving at 4am today to avoid the daily mattress thrashing he receives from his double-breasted life-mate Kim, who often "Reverse Tea-Bags" him with her giant fun-bags.
Best of luck you little hose-hounds, and watch out for Wannamaker, he will nbo doubt be all gassed up on Diet Coke and Twinkies!

C