James Schwanke (KHS) Coming To Backbone?
**NOT Schwanke, but he may be providing pix much like this one of Ryan Nolan****
Ahhh the rumor mill.....Pro Four Cross and DH Racer James Schwanke (KHS Factory Team) is in negotiations with yours truly for sponsorship next season. He would certainly bolster the all-Rock-Star gravity group we have, and is slated to race TWO WORLD CUP races for 2008. Taylor trains w/ The Scwanke in Tahoe, and could be a valuable asset to each other for the coming season. I said "asset." James goes through tires like Bert goes through ladie's XXSmall Voler shorts, so he may need to adjust to our allotment, but it sounds like the cameraderie our group provides is more enticing than 65 pairs of tires! I'll keep ya'll posted.....
C
posted by Sharpie @ November 29, 2007
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6 Comments:
God help you all if you get Spanky on your team!!!!!!! You are in for a VERY interesting time with that one! Just a heads up, his newer nickname is "P.D."
Only a few of us know what those initials stand for.........you may be able to get Tom Wehe to spill the beans if you are lucky!
If we realy want to screw up the neighborhood, we'll get Booty (Timo)too..
P.D. stands for "Prostate Destroyer"
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE "BOOTY" ON THE TEAM, I just can't seem to get her to commit yet....I'll keep working on her, but I would love that. I thought PD stood for Penis Death...you know, from all that unhealthy animal rapin' that goes on up there in Tahoe! Ever wonder squirrels walk backward when Schwanke is near?
I was thinking in spankys case it might be penile dis-funk-tion and as far as BOOTY being on the taem the team can only be better with more BOOTY on it.
Dude, Jimbo, by saying that Spanky actually has a penis big enough to destroy a prostate is giving him WAYYYYYYYY too much credit! You guys at least have the correct anatomical part though.......you're getting warmer......
Yeah, it doesn't stand for penile dysfunction either. Let's put it this way, I was the one who gave him the nickname, and it provoked him to give me my new nickname of "evil bitch"..........figured I would throw that one out there before he got around to bringing that up! Do you realize that if Spanky and I were on a team together, all we do is fight like brother and sister!?!?!?!? Either way, you all know I would love to be part of the team for that fact that I love you all, I just don't have things 100 % in place yet for next season. Anything can still happen and you all may still get stuck with me!
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