I Hate Charles Taylor Libolt

Backbone's Chuck-T sent me this disgustingly sick picture of Mary-Kate (or is it Ashley?) Olsen, just after a long day of steak and baked potato consumption. It is unclear if her skin is actually BLUE, or just very white..but it's still nasty.

This just in! It's actually disenfranchised Tour King of The Mountains man Michael Rasmussen! Sporting the gnarliest Farmer Ted ever in recorded history, he appears to be closer to an overboiled chicken wing than an upright biped. Scary. If I have to look like this to win the Mont Ventoux stage...I'd rather just retain my title as the "King Of Fried Cheese."