Vegas Bob On 'Roids

That's right everyone, Vegas is on 'roids. It's pianful, and he's gone to see a doctor, and he may even have to stay OFF the bike for a while. It's sad what 'roids can do a man's cycling career. Vegas Bob has expressed his desire to work extraordinarily hard this winter and come out swinging, following strict coaches orders. As a result of such dedication and long hours in the saddle, Bob has been afflicted with 'roids. Not steroids, mind you, but the OTHEER one. The one that Ara got three years ago in Big Bear that made him have to lower his seat before the race...the one ya get from eating the all-meat diet. Bob has categorically denied his M.D.'s requests for a high roughage diet and rest, and instead has opted for the mostly carcass sandwiches and hours-of-tear-filled-saddle time diet. Please offer Vegas Bob a hand when sitting down, and please bring cushions with you whenever we all see him. Bob, it's gonna be ok, I hear 661-Sunline is making a new seat just for that problem....Jay will let ya R.&D. it next week....:)

C