Girl Gone Wild

Backbone's very own Vanessa Humic has spent the past week and a half living out of her car. Did Roger kick her out for drinking all the beer? Naaahhhh....she actually DROVE to North Carolina to race the National. On the way, she spent the night sleeping in her car in truck stops, and was seen setting up her wind trainer in these rest areas to spin out her legs. Occasionally stopping in places where tiny white girls shouldn't be, she heard things like "you got a perty mouth on you," and "your hands are all soft and supple, like a lady." Vanessa is a mini-cougar in training, though, and would probably have made any of these people pay with their lives...or their junk.
She started out well, but on her first lap (after all that driving) she flatted. Fixing the flat in the pouring rain and mud, she managed to finish the race. Getting some points, but finishing last due to the mechanical, she maintians a decent spot in the overall points spread. All the OPEC nations would like to thank Vanessa for driving a billion miles and buying gas at 5 bucks a gallon...