Ashley Olson Likes Old Balls!

***Much like the Hanson Brothers, I don't know which is which.***************



Lance Armstrong was seen last weekend with a bottle of SIMILAC and a stroller, rolling through the streets of Hollywood. When paparrazzi leaned in for a photograph, it was the UBER wealthy Ashley Olson! Lance had apparently mistaken Ashley for his own two year old child, who may be the same exact weight as her. Realizing his mistake, he quickly leaned in and stuck his tongue down her throat..presumably to retrieve the small rubberized happy meal toy she was thought to be choking on.
Apparently they are dating now...or jut doing it. That's kinda gross, because his bag hair is older than she is. She was born in 1986, and he ws born in 1492 near where the Alamo would eventually be constructed. Maybe the UCI should re-test him for drugs, because clearly his judgement is clouded. I can't even imagine his publicist thinking this is a good idea....unless HE'S getting Mary Kate!

mmmmm...twins......





****Lance racing to the day care facility, after having forgot Ashley's PB&J lunch bag***