The Valentine's Day Massacre
Something very, very bad happened in American history on Valentine's Day.
I will NOT be talking about it today.
I WILL be talking about something else, MUCH more interesting.
Most men only get ONE holiday a year.
It's called Superbowl Sunday.
That's it.
Women get the rest........or so I thought.
Here are some pix of my Valentine's Day present from Lyd. If you are young an impressionable, or just super-religious or of high moral fibre...
Don't look.
Wait for it....
Wait for it.......
That's right! My woman went for the GOLD.....I got a stripper delivered to my work.
In my no-line-left-to-cross personally revealing blog style, I'm sharing with you all..men AND women....the Holy Grail of Valentine's Day presents. Take it all in....
If you didn't hate me before today, I understand if you do now.
Now, also understand that this really wasn't much of a risk for Lyd. knowing damn well she is taller, leaner, and better looking than the girl she sent to me, it really was a safe call to make.
posted by Sharpie @ February 15, 2008
6 comments
6 Comments:
Hey thats really sweet of Lydia to send Ohio's finest (hehehe)to pleasure you.. But I have a much more important question.. What the Hell are you still wearing Shorline Cyclery socks for... Next time I see you.. your gettin' a Bitch Slap!!!
I'll share my box of candy with you, I think that's only fair.
DUDE, tell me that you are not realy wearing a Trek sweatshirt?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yeah, and Lyd is definitely wayyyy hotter than that stripper. Maybe she should have kept the clothes on? :)
Speaking of the 70's:
***THAT'S INCREDIBLE!***
I know I'm late to the game posting replies, but did I mention that the chances of something like this happening to me ARE my whole reason for living?
It IS a TREK shirt...I work in a TREK store here! It's NOT better than making 'meth, but close!
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