Laws Of Science Flawed
Something horribly wrong has happened with the laws of science. There is a major shift in the natural world. This girl......
Just said YES to this...thing...
The fiancee effect
The ring....
posted by Sharpie @ March 01, 2008
9 comments
9 Comments:
Congrats Chris!!! My condolences Lydia!!! We are really happy for you.. Nice turtle neck... you remind me of the last time I busted out the end of a Trojan..
You have never even filled a TROJAN, so the only way you'd break it is if you fell and tripped on it...trying to run back to Jay's room!
I am still just confused......she actually said YES??????
You know I am just kidding, I love ya' both and am super happy for you.
Lyd, you DO realize what you are in for marrying him right?????? You do realize all the crazy, douche bag friends come along with this right????? I don't think I had met all my husbands douche bag friends before I said yes, and when I met them all at the wedding, it was too late! :)
I guess your saving grace is that you DID actually meet chris for the first time amidst all of the crazy douche bags! (and i say that will all the utmost love you guys, cuz we all know this includes me!)
Well congrats to both of you, man now I'm going to HAVE to get all F***ED UP tonight to celebrate DAM-IT.
Your right... I never had to fill a trojan cuz you always swallowed..
Dude if your going to wear a 70s turttle neck then you need to grow a 70s PORN mustache
Jim, what is there to swallow? Nothing but my class ring rolls from your vajayjay!
You two have to learn to duck. Smacking into all those low branches has obviously affected your judgment.
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made for two.
excuse me while i go throw up!!!!
Gig likes guys. That's why he writes poetry. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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