Mary Anne Does Mary Jane?
I'm sorry guys..I just couldn't resist the thought of this title...I take full responsibility for this one...
In a story fit for The Onion Radio News, Dawn Wells (actress on Gilligan's Island who played Mary Anne)was arrested in Idaho this week for driving under the influence. She was found swerving down the road, having just left her birthday party. Cops found half-smoked joints in the car, and she failed a sobriety test..
She is the head of the big Idaho Film Industry group, and has fairly influential friends. Look for them to step up soon and claim that the pot was someone else's, she knew nothing about it, and the alcohol had somehow seeped through her skin in some strange transdermal conspiracy by Canada's film industry.
She's rich, so the chance she'll do time is pretty slim..even in Idaho. The cop who pulled her over will be manning a radar post in Alaska by the end of the day Friday.
posted by Sharpie @ March 12, 2008
7 comments
7 Comments:
Ha! I'm way ahead of you on this one Chris. She has already claimed that the pot was leftover from a couple of hitchhikers that she picked up. Her attorney claims it was left by a friend at the party. And, yet another random person signed a statement admitting that the pot belongs to him and that he had borrowed her car earlier that day, and forgot about the joints in the ashtray. Ooops... Could happen to anyone right?
Dude she already said it was a hitch hikers that she gave a ride to come on if she wants to burn alittle tree it's all good.
Dude she already said it was a hitch hikers that she gave a ride to come on if she wants to burn alittle tree it's all good.
People quit picking up hitchikers (especially wealthy white women, who are ALONE) 25 years ago. I don't buy it.
I cant beleive she drove away with Courtney's weed dude.. Send that b*@tch back to the island.
Courtney's? Randy said it was his!!! Is that a "performance enhancer" or something?
Captn, You can test me anytime bro but we all got to do what we got to do????????????
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