Bert Blanchette Rides Sea-Banana!

Although small, this photo clearly shows Bert breaking his non-existent team contract and doing something NOT bike related.
In this picture, he appears to be floating along on a large banana (insert joke here), probably wearing chamois butter on various parts of his wizened up, wind-chapped, flabby old body. Please tell Bert to put his shirt on before my fiancee leaves me for that piece of beef jerkey!