Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Happy Birthday To Me.

Slated to debut on my birthday, Monday April 12th, is the greatest thing since I thought of just ordering a bucket of fried chicken SKIN. Here she is..the culmination of all my dreams come true..the Colonel's Secret Weapon against the White House's fight to end obesity...the DOUBLE DOWN. Named NOT for the two cardiac arrests that may (or may not) happen after eating it, the DD is everything I want, all at once. Do I care if I fit into my team clothing? Not really. The short term benefits FAR outweigh the long term risks of said food item. The Hamburgler is dead to me now. No amount of Shamrock Shakes will ever get me back.

Happy Birthday to me.....


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