K-Fed Single, And More Useless Than Ever

Kevin Federsleezy and Britney "Fetus Factory" Spears broke up today! Although it has no bearing on cycling (bearing, get it?) I thought it would be worth mentioning. Now that they are split up, should we start a timer to see how quickly K-Fed drops from the planet? Will Brit-Brit crap out one of Tom Cruise's Scientology freak children? Why can't Al-Quieda put out a hit on K-Fed, instead of a nine year old girl's birthday party? I'm sure the Secret Service could, uhh, take a bathroom break and let them slip onto the compound. Come on, just this once?

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