Jay-Hood Arrives In Colorado, South Park Cast Complete

Here's Jay in the most inaccurate costume ever in the history of man.."god's gift to women.." we all know that's Roger, geez!

Jay-Hood has arrived safely in Colorado, and has now completed the cast of South Park. With friend and co-host Jim-Shortz Roff they will attempt to drain the entire state of it's amber and bubbly beer. I already miss Jay, even though I am here in sunny (NOT) Ohio. Who are we going to lean on for fine 661/Sunline products the day before a race? Who are we gonna turn to for a sweet pit bike at the Firestone NCS race?? Jay is ever willing to help anyone kill a case of beer and still manages to design the best damn headset ever created.

Great timing, Jay! Four days before the Camp-N-Ride you blow out? You are leaving me to the dubious talents of Randy Rush and the skinniest alcoholic I know, Mr. Bert "der Douche Bag" Blanchette? It may work out, I will have Abel Vaca-Nava-Lava-Guava-Java from Pacoima to shank anyone poaching beer. Well, I hope you are happy, Jay. Rhoda is probably cooking right now, preparing a hot meal for you andyour new Cougar. I smell babies coming soon....from Colorado....little drunken toddlers with full face helmets and body armor....and pit-bikes!

see ya soon Jay, CO will be our NEXT weekend visit!
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