Teresa Hill Back From Maui

Teresa Hill has resurfaced! She is back in Cali and wishes everyone a Happy New Year. She said she wishes to return to Maui soon, and that she may be pregnant with the love child of a Pacific Bottle Nose Dolphin. It's too cold to ride Noble Canyon for her now, but is looking for a ride on San Juan Trail. Anyone interested? Call me and I'll get ya her #. Welcome back Teresa...sorry we have no Poi here Stateside for you to eat...


****Teresa's baby-daddy, "Squeeks."*******









*****The fetus, seen here in a top-secret spy photo from Dr. Moreau's lab.******