Irish National Team News!

The Irish National Team announced yesterday that they have landed a huge new sponsor for 2008. This team of consummate professionals has several championships, stage wins, and other victories. As of Sunday, they were one of the most successful teams in cycling. The announcement came on St. Patrick's Day, which everyone knows is a holiday based around Lucky Charms cereal. The team's anthem of "yellow moons, green clovers, purple stars.." has been heard frequently throughout the world's greatest venues. Who is this powerhouse's new team sponsor?




GUINNESS BEER!







The team has since sold their team equipment for cash, and has not been seen outside of Patty-O-Phurniture's Pub, and is most likely in jail for fighting.