Wheel Review; PIMPP MAC WEAPONRY

Gone are the days of ZIPP's dominance in the high-end wheel market for roadies.
A new day and a new dawn have come. The "golf-ball dimple" of these wheels and their wind-tunnel testing will be useless after this new product hits retailer store shelves. Shipped to the Backbone Adventure Cycling top secret Skunk-Works test facility located at Rocketdyne's old lab in Chatsworth (home the Cali porn industry),
the PIMPP MAC WEAPONRY wheels have arrived. Moving beyond the "golf ball dimple," the PIMPP's wheels are equipped with "Tennis Ball Technology" (TBT, trademark).


These wheels are loaded with features and have plenty of options available. Working in conjunction with Dayton Wheel, they have extras like a flip down dvd player, stainless steel curb feelers, chain spokes, and hydrailic assist. If you think these wheels performed well in a wind tunnel as well....we don't have one, so we tested in the overpass/tunnel where the 210 and 118 freeways converge in Pacoima. Fast? You better believe it.


I rode away from LuLu the Crack-Ho (or Courtney Love?)




like she was just drunk, and easily managed to escape a homicide over a '64 Impala. Broken beer bottles were no problem, as my test pair had the hydraulic assist and enabled me to bounce over sharp stuff with much aplomb. Weighing in at a paltry 65 lbs each, these wheels are sweet when raced on planets with a very low gravitational field. To sum these wheels up, they were the shiznit. I have no idea what that means, but Snoop said in 1994 and I think it's cool for 36 year old crackers to use by now.