Vanessa's New Amino Vital Drink Ingestion Device
Vanessa is always looking for an edge. She spent a week in Lake Havasu City a while ago to do an intensive training plan with some strange new tools (no, not Roger). Pictured above is a new prototype pre-race Amino Vital Endurance Formula ingestion device designed to force-feed Branch Chain Amino Acids into her blood stream. Reaching a stomach-tearing 40mph upon entering the throat, the liquid literally forces itsself into the blood stream via the stomach lining. Absorption time is reduced from five minutes to .5 seconds. She also underwent a rigorous process of schnitzel scarfing, water-skiing (cross-training) and Cheeto eating. Ready for 2009? YOU BET YER ASS!
The pictures speak for themselves...
posted by Sharpie @ October 08, 2008
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Ok Captn, the cats out of the bag this has been my training program for the past four months to get ready for next year. It's been great and I'll be ready come january.
nice
I'm with you Randy, since classes have started back up and my friends are back in town, we've all been trying that same new training program. I'm gonna rip apart the Fontucky winter series in 09'!!
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