Fighting The Winter Weight

Pam Anderson before the lipo and personal trainer...



Thanks to Deb Crawford for the image!




So I'm on the super model diet now. Since bacon grease doesn't look so hot when poured into a pair of panty-hose (which is what fat looks like in Lycra), I am adjusting my food intake for the winter. I have also been drinking Tijuana creek water, swallowing tape worms, and actively pursuing the researchers at Battelle Labs to donate some flesh-eating-bacteria so I may stave off the winter weight. It sucks not being able to ride every day. I never really had to watch the weight much in CA. Here though, a five month long winter can really make you look like Rosie O'Donnell in a heart beat. No more dollar-menu crap. No more soda. No more fries. I think I might cry now. Beer of course, I won't give up. No way. Barley's Brewhouse has a sweet new barleywine (recently made legal in OH) that I will certainly become addicted to soon, and that I am just not willing to part with.

I have my limits.