Thursday, January 22, 2009


David Lee Roth leaving practice in the new DH kit for Backbone Adventure Cycling?

Here it is boys! I have finally settled on a new layout for the Backbone gravity squad for 2009. Note the aerodynamic pickle-pocket embedded into the lycra skin-suit, giving our guys a significant aero advantage on the flats (pending USA Cycling approval). The 661-designed Chuck's have a stiff footbed with XPEDO pedal compatability, and the low-slung neck allows for copious amounts of "gold-on-a-roll." You spend thousands on a bike to get it as light as possible NOT so you'll be faster, but so it can offset the B.A. Baracus
chains you will certainly wear as tokens of admiration from adoring fans. Yes, I too pity the fool. Those aren't actually dred's either..they are SUNLINE black-box factory issue carbon-in molded custom skull anti-fracturing devices. Laden with grease and a brillo-like foam, the helmet will actually slide off any obstacle!

Jay Hood trading in his current DH jersey for the new one!


At 2:45 PM, Blogger rushman said...

If this is our new team gear I'm racing alot more downhill this year

At 4:58 PM, Blogger Sharpie said...

ME TOO! Of course, I'd have to stuff the pickle pocket with a couple of socks or something...

At 9:36 AM, Blogger rushman said...

I'd have to stuff something to or I would look like a women with camel toe.


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