Thursday, June 04, 2009

Vanessa Rounds Out Podium In Big Bear!

Vanessa was attacked by Peruvian three-toed midgets this past weekend in Big Bear, CA. While racing her high-modulus carbon unicycle with kickstand, Vanessa sprouted wings and flew to recent ex-planet Pluto, where the Fox RP23 seat-mounted shock took the landing quite well. Aliens then probed her birth canal with a whiffle ball bat, resulting in the birth of her first son, Jonathan Winters.

It probably didn't happen like that, but the race was four days ago, and I don't have a race report from her either. Oh well.


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