Randy Rush's 976th Birthday!

Randy's Jr. High School graduation photo...


I'm going out on a limb and saying only Jaeger is in that bottle....


Our tatoo encrusted, one-ball-lower-than-another-having teammate and all around old fart Randy Rush's birthday is today. He is officially older than T-Rex, and twice as leathery. Randy is probably going in for his Hair Club For Men appointment tomorrow, followed by a battery of colonoscopy exams and possibly a root canal. Randy started riding bikes when they were made by the Flintstones, and was elated when air-filled tires were invented. Randy is so old, he makes Grandpa Munster look like Baby New Year. Happy Birthday you dirty, filthy, smelly, disgusting a-hole!