Thursday, June 04, 2009

The Statue Of Christopher


Thanks to my peeps at Kentucky Fried (or is it grilled now? I'm not sure) Chicken the fabled Statue Of David returns this week to Florence, Italy. After touring the United States, he packed on some serious bulk for the freezing Mediterranean winters. The tour was sponsored by Micky-D's and KFC, with a smaller sponsorship from Cheesecake Factory. I called Ed at Voler Team Apparel and he said he'll get right on my new team kit for next year, based on the new statue's dimensions. So scary, it's life like...

Think the new Type X will be up to challenge?

5 Comments:

At 12:16 AM, Blogger timari said...

Dude, where did your pecker go??????

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger Sharpie said...

I thought it was a delicious piece of KFC's "popcorn chicken" and I ate it by mistake..

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger rushman said...

man I don't feel so bad anymore......

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger timari said...

Did it TASTE like chicken??????

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger timari said...

I hear ANYTHING that is battered and fried tastes like chicken.....

 

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