Sunday Night Syndrome

"Syndrome" my ass....





Stop the m***********g madness. Last week a new "syndrome" hit the a.p. wire. Proof positive that the medical establishment has us overmedicated and hanging by the twig and berries, they rolled out "S.N.S." This is some real crap, here. It says that there is a legit medical condition for people wherein they get clinically depressed every Sunday afternoon. A major cause of the syndrome is the fear of returning to a job they hate. Is that REALLY a medical condition??? How about YOU JUST SUCK at what you are doing, and need to go back to making corn dogs at Hot Dog On A Stick??? Syndrome my ass..

Syndrome? People "suffering" from this should consider working harder on Sunday than they do on Monday. That way, going to WORK will seem like fun! Oh, wait. Then they'll introduce Saturday Night Syndrome! How will we know which S.N.S our employees have? Is it Saturday or Sunday? Oh crap, now I think I am developing a syndrome. H.O.S. is my new thing. It's short for "Horse-shit Overload Syndrome."
It happens every time I get a ticket for "failure to signal," or when the police tell me I can't shoot an intruder in my own home. I have also noticed my H.O.S. symptoms coming on in instances where I see Johhny O'Mara winning his three- thousandth Expert XC race. I better see if I can get a prescription, I feel a panic attack coming on. There's another one! "PACO" is a new syndrome...Panic Attack Coming On syndrome is not just for our friends south of the border. OH NO! I am having it right now because my double-mocha-choca-latte-chino is over foamed with non-fat soy yak-bladder drippings. MEDIC!