Percoset 1, Ryan Nolan 0
Ryan Nolan crashed yesterday while training near his home in PA. While practicing
on his Specialized Enduro, his hand flew off his bars and he flipped over the. The subsequent landing resulted in collar bone breakage so bad, the doctor heaved the Technicolor Yawn across the room. Now with a plate holding together the recently separated sections of estranged bone, Ryan is on a pile of Percoset. If he keeps it up, he may get to hang out with Lyndsay Lohan or that Phoenix kid that od'd in front of the Viper Room! Hang in there Ryan, Tomac is sending a better pain management tool in the form of a new 2008 Primer DH frame! Good thing you didn't break that "other" bone, man...Percoset won't make that feel better..
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