TT-BB

TT-BB. It stands for "Titanium-Black Box." You haven't seen this before, and neither has anyone else. It's a top-secret (no longer, right?) dampening cartridge from the skunk-works boys at Rock Shox. That little cylinder of unobtanium costs more than the fork it's designed to fit...so who would have such a thing?





Kenda tires' very own inside salesman, Mr. Nick J. stoppd by this evening to show us his ridiculous new trail bike. Based off of the one raced to victory by Brian Lopes, this 5.5" all carbon trail bike has many technical features he wanted us to see. Made from 100% hand made, North American Unaffordium (rare Earth metal, look it up) it's costlier than a date with Lydia Brownfield (it's f*****g expensive, trust me). Nick has worked for Kenda for years now, but has the rare ability of knowing not a single freaking thing about bicycles or how to make them go. He had snipped his hydraulic brake line with his disgusting toe-nail clippers or something, rendering them useless.

Thanks to Nick for showing me this crazy bit of technology!