Backbone Race Report
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Sean Cavaluchy Takes 6th, Has Orgasm!
Enlarge this photo for the best "O" face picture you have ever seen...

Backboner Sean Cavaluchy raced in the pouring rain and cake-like mud at Alum Creek for the newest installment of the OMBC mountain bike racing series. Jeff was all the way up from Kentucky with his entire family, but missed his start time a-la Vegas Bob by 20 minutes, so he spent his entry fee on beer and pork rinds. Sean was snapped below crossing the road from the kiddie lap to the real lap at Phase 1.

Sean stopped by the shop after the race, completely spent either from his race, or the on-bike orgasm..I'm not sure which. His Carbide was so caked with mud, his front derailleur was completely immobilized by clay-like slop. Great job with the 6th place finish dude!

Thursday, July 22, 2010
Charles Libolt Admitted To King's College, London!

Charles Libolt is the smartest DH racer in the world. Now, that's not saying much I know, but when you consider that he's not in his fourth year as a freshman in High School, that means something amongst the mostly brain-dead ranks of the average downhill racer. Charles has just been notified of his acceptance (read that as; Charles' parent's credit check and money order worked out) and will be leaving soon for his tenure at King's College, London.

*These socks from SOCK GUY were my favorite swag item at Interbike last year.

*Remember Samantha Fox? She was made famous (as a singer) thanks to her naked boob pix in British newspapers...a weekly tradition in London.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010
AUSTIN BENGE TAKES 5TH AT SOL VISTA!

The U.S. National Championships were held last Sunday at Sol Vista Ski Resort in Colorado, and with a LOADED field of national and international riders, Backbone's AUSTIN BENGE slayed it with a stellar 5th place finish! On a course where many top pro's were taken off the mountain by helicopter with broken pelvis', ribs, vertebrae and arms, Austin rocked his bike to a great podium finish. Thanks to KHS for the clutch hook-up on a DH bike! Great job Austin, well done!

Cal State Over, Alum Creek XC This Weekend!
**Dawn, Bert and I awaiting the medal ceremonies after a Cal State Race a few years ago.

Last Sunday saw the final installment of the Cal State Series in Big Bear, CA. Vegas Bob raced his 'Cross bike, and managed to take 6th place, despite a harrowing descent on a rigid, skinny wheeled bike down the infamous "Fall Line" final drop. With most of the big races over for the West Coast
**Betsy Willey approaching the finish line back in the CFR days. She's riding "The Duke," affectionately known as the "Big Girl Fork."

**Sean C in the final two miles at Alum Creek on his new Tomac Carbide.

Friday, July 16, 2010
Dune & Moon.
**Sting as Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen in 1984's Sci-Fi thriller "Dune."

No, I'm not referring to the crazy movie based on the crazy book featuring STING, "ornithopters," and very large city-destroying worms. This is a once in a lifetime bike ride for most...or never, if you don't know about it. This is a ride to plan an entire vacation around, so check it!

ONCE EACH YEAR the National Park Service stays open late, deep inside the geographical odyssey that is White Sands National Monument. This "Moonlight Ride" is amazing, and should be done at all costs if you have the time. Ripples of wind-blown, sun bleached and time-worn sand roll in dunes hundreds of feet high seemingly forever. At 275 square miles, this is no easy place to survive..but the starkness of it all by moonlight won't ever be forgotten. Join the NPS for the FULL MOON BIKE RIDE for just $5.oo per adult, and $2.50 for the crumb-crunchers under 16. The ride is eight miles long, and you will enter the very heart of the park's dunes.


OCTOBER 3rd, 8 to 11pm....visit nps.gov/whsa for more information!

Thursday, July 15, 2010
Watch Channel 10 Saturday a.m.!
**Channel 10's Andrea Cambern and Angela An reporting from "Hat Day!"

Sadly for the television viewing audience I was asked to do a live T.V. broadcast interview on bike maintenance by WBNS News Anchor Angela An. I will be on at 6:20a.m. talking about how to be prepared for a 100 mile ride like the pending Pelotonia ride here in Columbus.

Jeff Williams Makes it 2 For 2!
Jeff "Tookie" Williams landed once again inside the top three spots at the OMBC XC race last Sunday! Tearing things up on his TOMAC CARBIDE, Jeff was one spot out of Bronze on the final descent when the guy he was scraping knobs with taco'd his wheel and and took a dirt-nap. Jeff made sure he was ok, then hauled ass on to the finish and grabbed his second BRONZE in two races. Think carbon mountain bikes aren't durable? Jeff's Carbide was actually Vegas Bob's OLD Carbide from over three years ago, and it's probably seen over 150 races. Way to go Tookie!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010
New HYDRAPAK For Commuting!
The new Hydrapak Del Mar! What you'd buy if you weren't a broke-ass filthy girl-pant wearing hipster!

Bike commuting gets a well deserved upgrade with Hydrapak’s new Del Mar Hydration Pack. The vaulted TRAMP Suspension arches the pack and allows for arguably the most air flow of any pack on the market. Accompanying the pack is a perfect urban sized one liter Reversible Reservoir, a dedicated laptop pocket accommodating a 15” notebook, and a shoe sleeve that is designed to take as little or as much interior space as needed whether you fancy flip flops or Blundstones at work. A rain cover, organizer pockets, and audio port are among the numerous special features rounding out this pack.
Urban Style meets Serious Function
Vegas Bob & Rim Nordic!

Yo Cap'n!
Yesterday was #1 in the Rim Nordic Series. Although at home it's been 75 and we haven't seen the sun all week, up at the Rim it was sunny and hovered around 90 for the race. It’s coined "SoCal's Toughest MTB Race" but they thankfully took it a little easy on us for the first installment with a little less climbing at the beginning of the lap and the omission of the second batch of climbs later on.
(World Famous Vegas Bob in another Kenda ad..this time for Sea Otter.)

(Ara, Bob and I on Thunder Mtn. Trail, in Red Canyon, Utah.)

(VB fresh off the Short Track podium at Sea Otter)

VB
Monday, July 12, 2010
Austin Gunning For Gold
**Austin and his modified 6" Tomac Snyper behind the team booth at Outdoor Demo in Bootleg Canyon. If only they would have told us about the Vanish! :)**

Hey Chris! It's Austin... my computer has been down for some time now. I got 6th in Plattekill Juninor World's for the quallifier in New York! A mechanical at the U.S. Open kept out of the top five.
**Austin talking about his Tomac bikes, and how awesome they are.**

**That is one leggy Snyper!**

Austin Benge
Backbone Adventure Cycling
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Monday, July 05, 2010
The Hill's Market Breakfast Run.
I'm so jealous.

The Whale Shark swims lazily across the surface of the ocean, massive jaws agape as it scoops in tons of microscopic zooplankton in an attempt to increase it's body mass and fill the cavernous belly inside. Now picture that sea creature covered in very tight lycra, riding a bike. That's me. Using enough chamois butter to fulfill the needs of all the world's cyclists at once in order to squeeze into my team kit, I was ready to hit the door with my CLEARLY blind wife for a nice 26 mile run up the bike path from 3rd Ave to Hill's Market and back.
**MMMM...turtles. Come to think of it, doesn't The Old Mohawk have turtle soup?**


Beginning in May and running through October, the weekend mornings have the staff at Hill's Market flipping flapjacks faster than SpongeBob can cook a Krabby Patty.
**The Pourous One after a Krabby Patty bender. **

For a paltry five bucks, one can ride to the northernmost point on the Olentangy Bike Path and sidle up to a breakfast replete with sausage, coffee and the aforementioned flat cakes, all while chilling the most like Space Ghost



I'm just sayin'.