King James Jacked!
Backbone alum King James Cross at the now dead Sagebrush Safari race in '06
King James returned from a very successful trip to the SF Bay area for the velo swap, where he sold about 1,400 bucks worth of bike stuff. Upon his return, where he hoped to pay his rent w/said fundage, he was unloading his car. Leaving just one bag at the car, he went in to drop off his arm-full and go pee. He walked outside to find NOTHING waiting for him. His bag, which contained new road shoes valued at 300 bucks and all of the cash he made ...gone. Ahhhhh Los Angeles.
posted by Sharpie @ December 01, 2008
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3 Comments:
Ohhh, I'm sorry James. That fucking sucks. But remember kids, while you're working 8 hrs a day to make money, the criminals are hopped up on meth working 18 hrs a day to steal it from you. The only place you should keep cash besides your wallet and your shoe is your gun holster. And all those doors you leave unlocked and windows you leave open: bad news. That garage that you "only left open for 5 minutes?": say goodbye to your mountain bike! Please please stop the carelessness. If WallyMart shoppers will trample a greeter to death to save 10 bucks on an Annoy-Me-Elmo doll a 12-yr-old Taiwanese kid made in a sweatshop, they sure as hell will beat or kill you for expensive bike parts they can pawn tomorrow on Ebay. Happy Fuckin Holidays.
You could also get married if you want to be broke. All my married friends tell me that it's like taking a FLOWBIE to your wallett and throwing the switch! At least it's someone you know, I guess. NOTE TO SELF..when unloading the car, take the bag with the cash in it inside FIRST...and don't stop to pee...
DAMN! Sorry to hear that James. And Schwanke wonders why I always tell him to NEVER leave things in the back of his truck while he is unloading at my place.
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